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'Just Gotta Chop Up Some Cucumber' T-Shirt

'Just Gotta Chop Up Some Cucumber' T-Shirt

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Iconic Drama, Kris Jenner Approved

Why just wear a t-shirt when you can wear the drama? Lavenei tees bring Kardashian-worthy wit to life, featuring legendary quotes like "Kim, there’s people that are dying" printed boldly on the chest. Whether you’re serving looks at brunch or shutting down conversations with "ABCDEFG... I have to go," these shirts let the world know you’re fluent in iconic.

FIT & FABRIC

Classic crew neckline, short sleeves, and a timeless unisex fit, this tee is your go-to for effortless style.

  • Wide ribbed neckband
  • Taped neck and shoulder seams for durability
  • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
  • 100% Cotton (Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
  • Open-end yarn construction for a soft feel
  • Tubular fabric design to avoid side seams

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed. Tumble dry low and cool iron on reverse side if necessary.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping

  • Free Shipping on all orders over $60 USD.
  • We aim to ship out your order in 2-3 business days.
  • Once shipped your order should arrive within 4 - 10 business days

Returns & Exchange:

  • If you’re not 100% satisfied we’ll happily refund you. 
  • 30-Day Free Returns

FAQ

1. From what are the Shirts made?

  • 100% organic ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
  • Single jersey
  • Medium fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems

2. Returns & Exchange:

  • If you’re not 100% satisfied we’ll happily refund you. 
  • 30-Day Free Returns

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Customer Reviews

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Lauren K.
Truly unique!

This is the tee for true KUWTK fans. The 'There’s people that are dying' quote is so iconic, and the design is so unique. I feel like I’m wearing a piece of pop culture history every time I put it on. Obsessed!

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Hannah I.
Perfect gift!

I bought this for my KUWTK-obsessed roommate, and she freaked out when she opened it. It’s such a fun nod to one of the most iconic moments on the show. Lavenei made the whole process so easy—she’s already asking for more!

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Olivia S.
Super fast shipping!

"The 'There’s people that are dying' tee is hilarious and SO iconic for any KUWTK fan. That scene is burned into pop culture history, and now it’s on a shirt! Plus, it shipped so fast—I was wearing it in no time. Love this brand!"

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Jessica L.
Fits perfectly!

"Finally, a tee that fits perfectly! The 'You’re doing amazing, sweetie' design is so cute, and Lavenei’s sizing chart made finding the right size a breeze. It’s comfy, flattering, and totally Kardashian-worthy!"

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Liz B.
ICONIC

I love that Lavenei makes everything to order—it feels like I’m wearing something special, not just another fast fashion piece. And this quote? ICONIC. The shirt is so soft and perfect for lounging or going out.

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